Edouard Julien, 2024 Fantasy Sleeper

Shohei Ohtani is The Unicorn. This is not disputed anymore. It's fact. Check your Encyclopedia Brittanica. It says it under Unicorn, The. Edouard Julien has some unicorn qualities. Not in the same ways as Ohtani, clearly. He's not going to give you a Quality Start with 12 Ks, obviously. He's one-of-a-kind in a way more recognizable way. Call him The Unicode.  ASCII not what Edouard Julien can do for you, but what you can do--Actually, ASCII what The Unicode can do. He is better than the guy who gets his drink from the barista counter, then proceeds to stand there texting for ten minutes and blocking everyone else, that's The Unichode.