I Also Come From an India (My Silly Version)

I also come from an India (My Silly Version :P) 

I come from an India where the Swamis, Saints, and School PT uniforms are all in white

I also come from an India where 4 drops of Ujala have been fighting hard to turn it into blue for decades

I come from an India where we feed our guests until they drop dead

I also come from an India where Dabur Hajmola works wonders on all their wind and flatulence

I come from an India where Heroes in movies do break-dance to woo young gals

I also come from an India where those Heroes are merely grandpas whose body aches are wiped out by Iodex

I come from an India where wailing serials, test matches cricket, and the melodramatic news broadcasts entertain us round the clock

I also come from India where these moments are spiced up further by packets of Lays and Kurkures

I come from an India that upholds the theatrics in family relationships with utmost devotion

I also come from an India where these sentiments are used sell anything from diamonds to insurance to mosquito repellents 

I come from an India that is so full of fascinating life events

But I also come from an India who celebrate these events with Dhamakas and PataKhas

~Manju Nambiar