6 Sexy Stocking Stuffers to – Um, Stuff Your Stocking With
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Because little things go a long wayBuying Christmas presents is so stressful for me.Don’t get me wrong, I love giving gifts. And I know how important it can be.But it can be such a struggle.Because I don’t always have a great idea of what to get.I’m always a little paranoid that the gift I choose will be disappointing.And I have a really tough time staying on budget. I want to go big and blow everyone’s socks off. I have to hold back and remind myself I only have “socks stay on” money. So, it’s kind of nerve-wracking.Stockings are different, though.Not to brag, but I’m kind of a pro at stuffing them.Maybe it’s because I love tiny little things. Or because there’s a thrill in giving someone a lot of stuff, even if it’s all pretty small. But I just don’t feel the same kind of stress I do with the presents that go under the tree.And look, I’m sure you’ve already got some great ideas for your partner’s stocking.But I’m still going to butt in and give you a few quick recommendations. Because no, I don’t know your partner. But I do know a lot of sexy stuff that I bet your partner would be thrilled to get.So here are six of them. Tabs Sex ChocolatesChocolate is the ultimate stocking stuffer.Everyone loves it. Everyone appreciates it. It’s a real crowd pleaser.And if Mr. Austin is reading this, he should know that a few Lindor chocolates can go a long way.But for everyone else, I can’t recommend Tabs enough.
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They’re sex chocolates. Like, chocolates that make you horny.And every time I’ve used them, I’ve been seriously impressed.It made me super duper horny, every single time.It was like instant foreplay.They made me less inhibited, and down for a lot more than I would normally be down for.Which is just incredibly fun. A guaranteed good time, every time.Now, I’m going to warn you. As a chocolate, it kind of sucks. The taste is so blah that I always chase it with a Mini Kit Kat so I can savor that instead.But the Kit Kat doesn’t make me desperate to suck and hump. So the Tabs is still the best part of that combo.It’s a really playful way to get some action going. Which is why it makes such a great little gift. Flavored LubeFlavored lube is a great gift to give a dude.Because you’re basically giving him a coupon for some fantastic head.And it creates a nice win-win situation. You get to put something tasty in your mouth.And he gets a blowjob that’s even sloppier than usual. But it only works if you get the good stuff. I don’t want to name names, but I’ve tried flavored lube so nasty it made me stop sucking on the spot.You don’t want to be in that position. You want something you’d suck just for the taste.And if you ask me, that’s Jo Candy Shop lubes.
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The Cotton Candy flavor might be my favorite. But I’ll never say no to the Bubblegum or Butterscotch, either. They’re all very good and they all make giving head even better. So throw one in that stocking and everyone’s gonna have a great time. Magic Wand MicroThis is exactly what it sounds like – a miniature version of the Magic Wand vibrator.And I really wanted to try it because it’s so darn cute.I knew it wouldn’t be the same kind of powerhouse as the full-sized wand.It wouldn’t make me feel submissive – like I do when I hear the Magic Wand rumbling.It’s more like a regular little vibrator.But it’s a pretty damn good one.
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Because the vibrating head covers a decent amount of area, which makes it very stimulating. And it’s surprisingly powerful for its compact size. It’s hours of fun and as many orgasms as she wants. Which is such a thoughtful thing to give someone. Tenga EggTenga Eggs were practically made to be tucked inside a stocking.They’re just so perfect for it.It comes in this cute little egg-shaped package.You get to unwrap it like a present.And inside you’ve got a super fun little stroker – and some great lube too.
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The interior has these cool textures that I’m told feel great on a dick.The exterior is squishy so it’s really fun to squeeze and hold.And the whole thing stretches with every stroke, so you can go all the way down the shaft with it. It’s meant to be a disposable stroker, but you’ll probably get at least a few rounds with it.And it gives him a really satisfying way to jerk off – or you can use it to give him a really fun handjob.Either way, it’s a blast. Slow Sex Clitoral BalmArousal products are super fun.They pretty much all work the same way. Your lady dabs a bit of it on her clit. She gets physically aroused. And in all likelihood, that turns into some very horny feelings.Some give a warming sensation. Some are cooling. And some are kind of throbby or buzzy.But I love them all. Because I’m a big fan of anything that makes my privates feel real good.
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And I could pick any of my favorites for this, but I’m going to recommend the Slow Sex Clitoral Balm.It’s a warming one. And really pleasant, too. Not so intense that it gets overwhelming, but strong enough to get things going.Plus, there’s something kind of classy about the way it’s packaged. So you won’t look like such a perv for gifting it. Naughty Candy Heart ButtplugI said it in my Christmas gift guide, and I’ll say it here too.Buying anal toys is an advanced move. It’s kind of a ballsy thing to do, unless you know your partner loves a bit of buttstuff – or is at least curious enough to experiment.And if they are, that’s great. Because buttplugs are perfect stocking stuffers.They’re relatively small. Easy to box up and wrap. And there are some reasonably affordable ones to pick from.Personally, I recommend going with a cute one. That makes it more playful and extra festive.And if I had to pick one, it’d be the Naughty Candy Heart Buttplug.
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It’s one of the first butt toys I really enjoyed. And even after experimenting with lots of other anal goodies, it’s still one of my favorite things to have in my ass.So yeah, I’d get this one. Because if you’re going to make a bold move like gifting a buttplug, make sure it’s a good one. Round Out That StockingI’ve got one last tip before you go.Don’t just stuff your partner’s stocking with sex stuff.As much as I love a naughty holiday, I think variety can be even more enjoyable.So load it up with all sorts of fun stuff.Like snacks they love but can never justify buying.Or some really cute socks.Definitely put some chocolate in there. Not just the sex kind – put something that actually tastes great.It’s a great way to round out your gift-giving.And it’ll make them appreciate the buttplug and flavored lube even more.This post contains affiliate links to all sorts of fun, sexy stuff! If you click one and treat yourself to anything from the site, I earn a small commission and you’ll be enjoying a very spicy holiday! And be sure to use the code LOVEEMMA at checkout to get 15% off your entire order from Betty’s Toy Box!If you liked this article, you should totally check out the Sex Toy Graveyard episode of my dirty and intimate sex podcast, Pillow Talk With Emma Austin!If You Liked This Article, I Bet You Would Fucking Love These Too! 🖤
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